The Anti-Survival Game

This game works like any other survival game, but in reverse. Your only objective is to kill yourself. Sound fun? Okay, here's the scenario; You're in an office. Go.

Smash your head against your desk 100 times.

Grab the nearest plastic bag (if there's none, read ahead), jump out the window (if this fails, walk out the door or any other exit), run to the nearest shop, buy superglue and [a bag (if there's none in the office)] (if this fails, go to another shop. Ad infinitum until items are procured), put bag over head, glue bag to neck.

If all else fails, live life in comfort. Wait approximately 250 years.

You begin bashing your head against the desk. After about 3 hard bashes you pass out on the floor. When you wake up you try plan B - jumping out of the window. You land badly, and are permanently paralyzed all over. You live the rest of your life in a wheelchair, until eventually you die of natural causes.

You failed to kill yourself, and have lost the game. THE END.